I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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