How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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