Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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