marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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