when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
a search helicopter?!
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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