I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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