I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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