So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"