So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?