oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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