For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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