Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Randomize
