She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
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Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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