Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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