Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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