we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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