using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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