I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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