seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
