like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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