Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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