Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize