K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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