We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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