I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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