it wasn't lemon gatorade
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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