This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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