Don't make out with my wife yet
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
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