One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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