I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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