I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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