Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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