kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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