I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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