ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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