And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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