i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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