Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
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