i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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