this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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