Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The uberlube is also flammable
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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