4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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