Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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