YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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