i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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