Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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