I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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