That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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