i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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