that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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