Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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