maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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